spongebobssquarepants:

IYKYK

godsavetheanimalz:

WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

pcholkachai:

okay so we all agree that futurama is an isekai but what about an overly long and dumb title?

(clean version under the cut)

Keep reading

combustion-man:

Love it when tumblr works for once

tricotmalewife:

hydrogenbymoon:

The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space

fakegamergirlcomics:

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

mario is a woman and just really butch

luobingmeis:

luobingmeis:

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

cerastes:

*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!

disasterdandelion:

First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

dexfag:

that’s it. put on the pizza hut maid outfit.

mr-phoenix-downer:

hornetstabber:

i turned this computer on like 5 minutes ago can i have a brief moment of peace before i have to read these things please

you turned the computer on 😳

polyolefinprince:

I just think that squeezing a man’s pecs would solve all my problems

wongbal:

thickness-protection-program:

segamascot:

No you’re not

I imagine not knowing the context behind this doesn’t make it any less funny